Morning television on a day off – grrrrrrreat. Then the ads kick in again:
“You want to live life to the full – Laser Eye Surgery can help you do that”
Wow! Great! If only I’d known! Flip, jack in this Christian stuff – why bother dealing with the bowels of Christian “community” in obedience to Jesus, when all I really need is to regain 2020 vision with the help of modern technology! D’oh!